No strings, no such thing

No strings attached.
Sounds great in theory, right?
None of that messy emotional stuff, no meeting the insane family members and having to pretend you like them.
But, having tried it, it's lonely. And honestly, 99% of women out there, cannot do no strings attached.. even if we say we can, we're lying. Over time it builds up, and we want more from you. We want you to be romantic, we want you to call us, we want to go somewhere other than a motel or your bedroom (and no, sex in the park does not count). We want to feel like there is more to us than just sex. That you like more of me than just my physical self, my bedroom tricks. Sure, as a mistress, I do things (lots of them) in the bedroom (or living room, kitchen, hallway, etc) that your wife has not and never will do for you. That doesn't mean I wouldn't like dinner out at a decent restaurant some night. Or even, *gasp*, a present for Christmas or my birthday. Heck, even a card would do. Women just cannot completely separate emotion from sex. Yup, we can have a great time, and if we're drunk enough, hey, we might not even remember the wild things we did on the table.. but those feelings creep up on us every time, even when we lie and say we're fine, that's usually when we're the least fine.